Some of us really ought to come with warning labels, but instead of getting into specifics, this blanket statement pretty much covers it.
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Original songs and acoustic covers coming very soon! In the mean time, you can buy a rad shirt before it's cool.
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You didn't ask to be born, but at least you can complain to the manager. Somehow. Don't ask me, I'm just the guy writin' these blurbs. Blurbs blurbs blurbs blurbs. Say that a bunch of times and your depression is cured! That will be $300, please. NEXT!
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This adorably indolent frenchie mirrors my motivation to write something clever and hilarious here
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I mean... most of the factory food you eat is already contaminated with bugs, so you might as well sign up for the free range organic farm to table artisan bugs. Hail ZOG!
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